woke up.
laid there.
finally put on glasses.
instant focus on ceiling.
instant focus on spider on ceiling.
big spider.
big spider missing legs.
are those legs near me?
are those legs in my bed?
are those legs IN ME?
mental freak out.
check under pillow for legs.
because that will solve everything.
no legs.
push aside mental anxiety.
because there were no legs under my pillow.
so that solved everything.

get out of bed.
avoid spider.
can't ignore spider forever.
yes i can.
what if it disappears during the day?
HECK TO THE NO!
on the war path.
brave up.
grabbed a shoe.
attempt number one.
fail.
spider 1 krista 0
glare at spider.
not trying that again.
go for broom.
jackie chan that piece.
carcass.
tiny carcass.
tinier than originally anticipated or observed.
light bulb.
it was missing legs.
triumph.